The young man married the beautiful girl. A newly-married couple after the first marriage night wake up. The young wife speaks:
- Lovely, at us will be three girls.
- And whence you know, what girls, moreover and three at once?
- But in fact they now at my mum.
So we shall drink for that in your family in the near future there was an addition.
*****
The husband with the wife gather for the south, to have a rest. The wife stacks things in a suitcase. The girlfriend of the wife observes of gathering. From time to time she(it) does(makes) remarks.
- You зря take a black suit. - she(it) speaks. - In the south it(he) is not required.
- Whether you see, - that answers, - it is necessary to be provident...
My husband... Badly floats!
I suggest to drink for our provident wives.
*****
Hачав readout супpужеского centuries,
Alive communication(connection) теpпением кpепи:
Hе be a dog дpугом the person,
She(It) would not sit on a circuit.
With happiness and from pадости growing dumb,
I drink, дpузья, for circuits... Гименея.
*****
Since childhood we trust in fairy tales. But fairy tales are very far from a real life... The Fairy tale is when, for example, marry a frog.. And she(it) turns to tsarevna! The real life is... When on the contrary!
Or, when you marry a frog, and she(it) - and remains her(it) all life!
Or turns to a toad!
Who from us does not want to live in a fairy tale.
So let's drink for that our life was similar to a fairy tale.
*****
Be здоpовы, live richly,
Hасколько you will allow you заpплата.
Hо know, заpплаты always does not suffice,
Тpясите пpедков - they to you will add all.
Parents began at us twice more,
Love them кpепко, stay подльше.
Hе be afraid of bootees, be not afraid пеленок-
Give birth to boys, pожайте девченок.
about children pодителям bother.
Подбpосьте бабкам - they will bring up them.
Hо most of all I wish, however,
That was not бpака from yours бpака!!!

*****
All has left how you wanted,
Also there has come desired hour.
You have dressed rings of fidelity,
Flowers and music for you!

*****
All blessings to you in a life and health,
Riches, the world and heat.
Family, согретая love,
Always the hope also is strong.
That your union was in pleasure only,
That children were near you,
To you, young, we shall tell simply:
" live amicably, at kind o'clock! "

*****
Two пpостых обpyчальных a ringlet
You дpyг дpyгом have connected forever.
Both for loving(liking) and for loved(liked,favourite)-
These are thousand days happy.
Поздpавляю with тоpжественным in the afternoon,
Бyдьте are happy eternally together!

*****
Friends, we to confirm are ready again,
That we love you, as before,
For yours we shall drink love,
For happiness, belief and hope!

*****
Behind a noisy wedding table.
As светоч friendship, kindness,
Зажгли today you together
Star of hope and dream.

So let this friendship light
To you shines brightly endlessly.
That it is indefinite, many years
Two rings were weaved.
*****
We wish you beautifully to live.
Your marriage(spoilage) without a marriage(spoilage) should be,
Let осеняет again and again
You this first love,
Store(Keep) spirit its(her) sacred
Before the wedding gold.

*****
I wish you happiness, I wish success,
I wish fun and laughter in придачу.
I wish health, I wish enthusiasm,
In family that there was no drop of contention.

*****
We wish our newly married,
That your way to lives was successful
That from the palace
The world and happiness up to the end was.
Be happy always,
troubles do not know never.
You each other protect,
Respect and appreciate
We wish pair young
To live before wedding gold.

*****
We wish good luck, pадости wholly,
That you were envied by all окpуга.
And that you became tipsy not only from fault,
And because, that like дpуг дpуга.

Let will not go out never
Happy life зоpька.
Let there will be a happiness to you always.
Hу, and today - it is BITTER.

*****
We wish, that carried in any useful business
Also did not fly hastily so year,
That a head from burning not болела,
And heart did not grow old never.
We wish vivacity and forces,
That every day a joint life,
To you only pleasure brought.

*****
Let every day bears(carries) to you pleasure and success,
Let troubles will bypass you with the party(side),
Let heart never from a pain will begin to cry,
And the life flows let under счастливою a star.

*****
Let as vernal water
Hundred more years run year
And you live, look younger,
Soul and heart do not grow old!

*****
Let the consent reigns in family,
Both fidelity, and love, and kindness.
We wish you of unfading good luck,
With a legal marriage, new family.

*****
Let this day to you becomes expensive(dear)
Not because it(he) is severe иль gentl,
That is why, that it(he) belongs to two
And only for two you it is necessary.

What to wish you, in the new world entering?
Huge friendship and family heat.
And it is a lot of, a lot of happiness!
That the life for you poetry was.

Let sounds of a wedding march of Mendelson
The union your nice(famous) to the world will announce
And the parting word always accompanies with you
It is old as the world: " Advice(Council) to you yes Love "!
*****
The grandmother addresses the grand daughter before wedding:
- Be never sprayed. Let you will have unique love.
- And at you the grandmother, the love too was unique?
- Certainly, внученька.
- And what?
- Seamen, внученька.
So we shall drink for that at newly married the love was unique.
*****
The hare on a wood runs and sees: at top of a tree sits a raven.
- A raven. You that there do(make)? - it(he) asks.
- Anything. - she(it) answers. - Simply I sit.
- And I shall be possible to sit simply too?
- Sit, - speaks a raven.
The hare sat on a branch. Paws has combined, eyes зажмурил. Sits also does(makes) nothing. The fox ran past. Has seen a hare. A paw has stretched, has seized and has eaten.
- A poor hare, - has thought a raven. - anybody to it(him) has not told, that can do(make) nothing the one who highly has risen.
Let's wish young вовсю to work. Highly to rise. And there they will decide what to do(make): whether to sit сложа hands or to move further.
*****
Two Jews talk.
- Изя! I heard, you married on Russian?
- Yes, - answers Изя.
- Why?
- And you know, еврейки so frequently болеют!
- And what, Russian, you think, not болеют?
- Болеют, but them not so it is a pity...
Our groom has chosen to itself in the wife еврейку not because it(he) the ruthless person. That is why, that is confident: at his(its) attention and care she(it) at all will not be болеть.
For the groom and the bride.
*****
I was on one wedding. Wedding quite good. But not she(it) to me was remembered by it, and absolutely another. When visitors began to miss, the bride speaks them:
- Thanks, that you came! Thanks for gifts! Excuse, if that was not so... I for the first time leave in marriage!... НВ following time, I hope, it will be better!
I want to address to each of a newly-married couple: we quite accept this wedding! Both to us, and it is not necessary for you following.
Live happily.
*****
In medical institute the professor asks the student:
- You know what kinds of sorts?
- Роды are premature and overdue, correct and wrong, - the student answers.
- Please, more in detail, - the teacher asks.
And the student specifies:
- Premature birth - one year prior to wedding, overdue - in three years after divorce, and wrong - when instead of the wife is given birth by the neigbour.
So we shall wish young to have many children! And that all роды were duly and correct.
For young.

Благословен your day!
Today you are heroes.
To venture presently on such!...
Hearts each other fling open,
The love is given to you - so like!
Like, multiplying pleasure twice,
Like, having divided(shared) a trouble on two.
Wedding gold will be reached with your train
The husband will see Kohl, that his(its) wife
As goods, as well as it is beautiful.
Besides the mother-in-law so is clever,
As mother of it(him).
That women of these of three
It(He) more than the eye protected!
* * *
Love to you in the house start up will enter,
Not simply a word and звучаньем
Let among you she(it) lives,
As salt, as daily bread.
Let your feelings will not cool
Neither storms, nor a bad weather,
And let, войдя in family, reign
Health, the world and happiness.
Let children will be for you
To love mutual it is familiar.
Let your marriage(spoilage) will be - the maximum(supreme) class!
Though it is called a marriage(spoilage).
* * *
Wedding dances from a wreath,
Развевает tapes.
Hearts become engaged
Under an applause.
Is not present for long during a century
Time and a place,
If bitterly to the groom,
The bride will sweeten.
* * *
Hand of destiny blessed,
Love light inspired
Marriage your union has come to pass.
And you - in a captivity family уз.
The road is uniform in a life to you,
And you on it(her) go good luck
From wedding рушника
In one year in a hand - a hand.
Пред you - empire Гименея,
His(Its) cares and invention
Now will fill your days,
Let they will be joyful!
I wish you many(a lot of,much) happiness,
Live in the world and the consent,
That the house was full of kiddies,
Also there was no need in anything.
Dear newly-married couple...!
In this solemn and a holiday
We congratulate on Day of your Wedding.
In the afternoon сочетанья loving(liking) hearts,
Families Sozdanja!
From the bottom of the heart we wish - pleasure and happiness.
Let you bypass the party(side) of misfortune.
Let treasured dreams are embodied,
Stored(Kept) in cosy уголках love.
And песнь goods, mutual understanding and the world
Let the lyre will strum to you of spring fine.
Also there will be a green foliage
In Two Wedding gold rings.
The natural picture with a wind will scatter
But you - let forever will be kept
In Constellation of success and warm-heartedness,
Well-being, hopes and ardent love.
You the lords in the universe
The Destiny; uniform and sacred.
Also remember it up to the end,
Love having inspired the hearts.
Smiles meeting days behind days.
Терпеньем on insults answering.
And a new life occurrence
Let long-awaited will be продолженьем
Соединенья two fine souls.
The defender let will be the husband.
The wife - reliable strong rear.
And, that never good passed.
Live, in gold bathing,
Champagne sweet being poured.
And Fidelity mutual storing(keeping)
Love do not lose through one year.
* * *
To live about hundred years are desirable,
Vigorous kind always to have,
To be such young,
Though немножечко gray-haired.
Нарожать excellent(different) деток,
Grandsons nice(famous) to bring up.
And the great-grandmother, and прадедкой
To become necessary for you!
* * *
Remember this minute forever,
Yes there will be sacred she(it).
Now you not simply the groom and the bride,
Henceforth - you the husband and the wife.
And let you are passed with any misfortunes,
Let the flame does not die away in blood.
We wish health. We wish you of good luck.
We wish you strong love!

On a legal marriage we congratulate,
The big happiness to you it is desirable.
We speak now seriously:
Let millions scarlet roses
Lay on all a big way,
That be going to pass.
And let a fire of the big love
Burns not dying away!
* * *
With love it is easier to pass a life-
Everyone knows about it.
Согласья in a life reach(achieve),
Live till hundred years.
Always each other respect,
Love to you yes advice(council)!
* * *
Behind a noisy wedding table,
As светоч friendship, kindness,
Зажгли today you together
Star of hope and dream.
So let this friendship light
To you shines brightly endlessly.
That it is indefinite, many years
Two rings were weaved.
* * *
We wish the most different blessings!
Live for a long time only so:
Not knowing quarrels, quarrels, troubles,
In love and happiness it is a lot of years.
And if, say, sometimes
The trouble will unexpectedly be,
Shoulder to shoulder struggle with it(her)-
Two pairs hands where are stronger!
Still it are necessary to wish
Children good to bring up-
Little girls a heap and guys-
Well, say, the whole kindergarten!
* * *
Newly-married couple we congratulate,
To love and happiness by him(it) it is desirable,
To the husband - to obey the wife
And to love its(her) one,
And the wife - to give birth kiddies,
Lovely, nice(famous) шалунишек!
We wait from you for bogatyrs
And beauties - daughters.
And still we wish you
Young eternally to be,
Us on wedding gold
Do not overlook to invite.

Today wedding. Взявши rings in hands
Manage them till an old age to save up.
The destiny gives love to you on bails,
Do not forget the first gentle meetings.
* * *
Now, пpекpасным вечеpом,
Behind a wedding table
I поздpавить would like you
With пpекpастным in your afternoon.
Love to you, дpузья lovely,
Love to you yes Advice(Council).
Live a life happy,
Live till hundred years.
At you still all in the future,
Still all впеpеди,
Live дpужно, cheerfully.
Happy journey.
* * *
We congratulate young,
We wish many(a lot of,much) good luck,
Let passs in a life of you
Any bad weather.
Let медовою the river
Life at you струится,
And, as month young,
The son at you will be born,
Daughter to you, as poppies color,
In a consolation to mum.
Well and how many will be them,
You decide.
* * *
We wish you to live without boredom
Happy дружною family
About one day, when you your grandsons
Will congratulate with савдбой gold!
* * *
We wish our newly married,
That their way to lives was successful,
That the house always was a full bowl,
Life every day - brighten and краше!
Let the sun of the world is bright shines,
Let children will bring you pleasure,
That together to pair young
To live before wedding gold.

We wish you to live in the consent many years
And to not meet neither evil, nor troubles.
That children have grown people,
That in the world there was no war.
And that on weddings of your grandsons
You danced a waltz with each other.
* * *
Happiness to you, friends - newly-married couple,
Pleasures and the most light days.
You now family, and under the law
Both you belong to it(her)!
There will be at you pleasures and troubles,
All should be tested in a life...
But head only for a victory!
" it is bitter! " To you, but sorrows - to not know
* * *
Dear...!
At you today day special.
So be happy always.
Let светлою it will be dear(expensive),
Let there will be дружною a family.
Store(Keep) keenness, tenderness, caress,
Sincere trembling of the first meetings.
And rings that have taken in hands,
Manage up to the end to save up.
Let in your life never.
Such days will not be repeated,
To like it is necessary always,
And only uniform time to get married!
* * *
We wish happy birthday your family!
Let its(her) minutes of a bad weather!
Let the trouble bypasses the party(side)!
The world, love, the consent, friendship, happiness
Let in it(her) will lodge for ever!
A lot of true to you of friends
And desired to you of visitors.
Jokes, dancings, singing, laughter
In the house please let all!
That in family amicable
The brightest light was.
We wish only good luck,
Love to you yes advice(council)!
* * *
Long years is desirable to live,
Truly to like and to be loved(liked,favourite).
In a life of alarm and burning to not know-
That we want to wish to you.