We are surrounded with myths. They help us to live and mislead. In an inconvenient situation we recollect suitable popular wisdom and safely we attack the next raker. A trouble that these myths contradict each other, and we choose that do not demand from us special efforts. Someone recollects, that garlic salutarily operates on a potentiality, and eats head - other before romantic appointment. Still someone solves, that silence gold, all the evening long mysteriously is silent, in result deserving reputation of the unsociable person. Today we shall talk about one of the most nocuous myths on whom has lost a lot of our brother. You, certainly, heard about it(him) and frequently by him(it) were guided. It(he) sounds so: " the Woman likes ears ".
As it is convenient! - have solved many of us in due time. Forward, to reading clever books! We shall improve the wit, we shall learn to pay compliments, we shall develop velvet overtones of the voice - and it's in the bag. We always suspected, that washing of a neck and cleaning of footwear - silly imaginations of our mums. It is unimportant for women. They love us ears. Whether in old you jeans or family cowards... Pair witty remarks on weather - and your she(it). Only for some reason ladies, as always, have on this account the opinion, and, as always, opposite. It is told to you: you like ears! Ears, clearly? Not eyes! Do not listen... Everyone look out for something, вынюхивают. At whom to акого colors шнурок, that is written on loved(liked,favourite) футболке, what form nails on legs(foots) - all is important for them.
It is time to look to the truth in eyes. Be you though about seven heads and eight credit cards, one incorrect detail of your toilet can ruin all diligence. She(it) will wrinkle носик and will turn away. The person, capable to put on white socks to black boots, for it(her) does not exist. We have made simply. Have gone to edition Playboy next to us and have collected all кандидаток on a rank of " the girl of year ". Have invited intellectual elite from magazine Cosmopolitan and have lead(have carried out) joint interrogation: what details of appearance of the man are capable to kill in the woman зарождающееся feeling. We were not lost nearly under a blockage of remarks, supervision and colourful comparisons. One by one our employees reddened and silently left. In result on light such list of claims has appeared.

Sandals + socks

Let's start with footwear and we shall do all way up to a headdress. So, horror number one: sandals with socks. The desire to correspond(meet) to a season has entered unequal fight with fear to become bare. It is better in boots, but without socks.
The same sandals or slippers + not well-groomed legs(foots)
Ur! Долой shame. Freedom to yellow callouses and hardened nails. All the same do not overlook before deducing(removing) the legs(foots) to the public, to make him(it) a pedicure. Nobody will bite you in a beauty salon, this place for a long time is time to leave illusion, that only for women of fashion. Now not civil war, and neglect to such details does not deserve a pardon. And if you think, that on IT nobody will turn вни mania, you deeply are mistaken. THEY not only will turn, THEY also will discuss IT among themselves.
Short socks, white socks
Socks, similar, in general apply for a rank of a damnation of a masculine gender. To not make the wrong choice of socks, it is necessary to be at least Charles Lagerfeldom. In the beginning about color. The general(common) rule: socks chose to match footwear, instead of trousers. For aesthetes: socks chose to match a tie. For Michael Dzheksona: socks are selected white color. If there is no full confidence that you are Michael Jackson follow first two rules. With color it is possible to experiment, but remember: to boots it is better потемнее, to кроссовкам - посветлее. And in general, as говаривал olden time Ford, the machine can be any color provided that this color - black. With socks the same history. Now about length. Besides the length can be anyone, the main thing that when you sit, independently having thrown a leg(foot) on a leg(foot), from under trousers courageously hairy anklebone did not look out.

Cautiously: jeans!

One more great myth. They are supposedly universal: and with a jacket it is possible, both with кроссовками. And in theatre, and in football to play. Meanwhile even praised universality has borders. The boundary posts designating the end of jeans territory:
• Jeans + strict boots.
With fashionable круглоносыми - please, there are no problems. But if on a nose reception at the English queen - be kind: the polished strict boots, dark trousers with arrows(Pointers).
• Jeans + a tie.
The same diagnosis: mixture of styles. It is not necessary to think, that, надев a tie, you have appreciated a semi-official organ, and valiant shabby jeans - an attribute of freedom and independence. Instead of a rebellious nature on a stage the provincial student leaves. If so it would be desirable to feel like the nonconformist - hide under a snow-white shirt and a suit a favourite vest " Sex! Drugs!! Rock-n-roll!!! ".
• Jeans + a jeans shirt.
Mixtures of styles any, on the contrary - the American prisoner in all красе. If from the heavy stagnant childhood you have born(have taken out) representation, that the smart clothes are jeans firms " Avis " and the it is more than her(it), the better we hasten to please you: the life varies. Now jeans is only practical clothes on every day. Not be too practical.
• Jeans + an iron.
My grandmother and could not understand, why on trousers стрелочки are necessary, and on these most "джипсах" - is not present. So I also was tormented all childhood because to explain it it is impossible. It is necessary to remember simply: arrows and jeans - things not joint. That, however, does not cancel necessity глажки as such.

Trousers turn...

Separate theme for discussion - jeans blinkers. You have gathered on the south, but do not want to look звеньевым pioneer group. It seems to you, that in jeans blinkers you will be similar to the cowboy that corresponds(meets) to your internal self-estimation. Mother! Where my old jeans in which I wash the machine?! Are reeled up on a mop?.. Anything, we shall wash off, on that they and jeans. Now we take scissors and... Ups! Nearly has not overlooked, I in fact want to look the sexual cowboy. Above, even above... Ups. Well, how I? Disgustingly, my Texas friend. For completeness of a picture there is no beard with the got confused vermicelli, раздолбанной a guitar and cigarette "Пегас". The intelligent geologist - романтик in a hike. More shortly, leave short jeans blinkers to singer Sabrine. And if the hand lasts to an axe and it would not be desirable to leave favourite style, do not regret a qualitative expensive(dear) pair and cut off her(it) knee-deep.

Golden circuit on an oak that

We are sure, that you never it do(make), but all the same as such claims have been declared, we shall dare to remind... Even somehow it is inconvenient to speak... In general if you are only concrete you will be kept to appear before boys without mobile phone, a pager and a gold circuit with a cross and the gymnast, think even of the others. In the morning you will leave on a beach with these accessories, and evening of crowd of Vasily Ivanovicha having a rest in suits and the lieutenant Rzhev will ransack on all hotels in searches of a бала-masquerade of heroes of jokes. Do not confuse people, leave values in a left-luggage office.

Swimming trunks: without the right on a mistake

Women are to you not men. You hardly will argue with this statement. And receptions, to which ladies resort to emphasize the sexuality, to us approach just what isn't needed. The same as you will not like перекачанная the girl with a hairy breast, and ladies are not involved guys in the mini-bikinis safely walking топлесс. It is more than secret, intrigue with their stylish "boxing" swimming trunks knee-deep and then interest to the form will smoothly pass to interest to the maintenance(contents).

Free-of-charge advertising

We hope, that belts(zones) you are lower was equipped adequately. We will address to that is above swimming trunks. Foreign letters on a vest is, certainly, abruptly. But in the beginning take an interest in what on it(her) is written. It is good, if there is " I love New York " or " Welcome to Olympic games in Lillehamer! ". And suddenly: " I am tired from men "or" I the loser "? There can be a discomfiture. And absolutely poorly look advertising vest Baskin-Robbins or Coca-Cola. you will send in the beginning all curious, and then you will spit and you will start to trade in ice-cream and soft drinks. In general, do not think, that people will not identify you with your vest. Time it is written on you "Gay" everything, having consulted a dictionary, and will understand: you are a merry fellow. And if speech has gone about advertising: to what beautiful and firm you the label on clothes or dark glasses has seemed, know - she(it) should be removed! Even пришитые to a sleeve of a jacket firm lable it is necessary to rip off, it is as though strong they were пришиты. The same concerns labels on home appliances. The one who understands and so will distinguish yours Versache and Ray-ban, and the French flag in a half-eyepiece will enrich you only with a squint and reputation impassable "совка". And if you has managed to buy two years ago a pair of socks in an expensive(a dear) boutique, do not rush with a firm plastic package as with a hand-written feed bag. It only packing with another's advertising, no more. They in fact to you do not pay for it, truly?

The Batya-commander battalion

The army is, maybe, and the school of a life, but predilection for a camouflage in a peace time can suggest an idea, that you at this school - lifelong второгодник. Let the camouflage is carried by security guards of parking places. If it seems to them, that so they are less appreciable on a background of foreign cars, them we shall not dissuade. Amaze female imagination and tattooes from a series " Greetings to seamen of Pacific fleet ". Girls still can listen to memoirs on how you has reeled up on the screw of a submarine, and to press in a steepness clumsy якорька on a right shoulder they not begin.

The person in a case

And other extreme measure. If you do not think of yourself without a shirt and a tie, it, certainly, honours you, but take into account, that to look the gentleman more difficultly in the summer. There is a danger to follow a doubtful way of compromises. The shirt with a short sleeve in a combination to a tie transforms the dandy into chairman of collective farm. The strict black suit casts mourning ideas about film Men in black in the hot July morning. And more terribly not washed off and smoothed down yellow spots under мышками a white shirt difficultly something and to think up.

Armpits, a teeth, long nails

About armpits at us to speak indecently so if you will read to this clause(article) aloud, you can have a fit of coughing and proceed(pass) straight to an iron teeth. Remember only, that at people of hair under мышками it does not happen. Also it is not necessary to nod on fates - stars and characters of pornofilms is at them шиньоны.
Neither the heavy childhood, nor gangster bullets cannot excuse in a decent society of an iron or gold teeth. At least, in a mouth. With yourself in кармашке you can carry though a grandfather's set of false teeth, and in a mouth all should be continuous and white. Speak, Pushkin was the mason. Also carried a long well-groomed nail on a little finger. Well also what? Has found from whom to follow an example! It(he), to your data, has badly terminated. And in general, " to write rhymes - does not mean yet to pass a great field ". Today a long nail on a little finger - only an indirect symptom of a rare version of an itch. Ear. You in fact do not want to parade the illnesses? The small screw-driver for чесания an ear will cause less suspicions.
, actually, and all claims. There were only charming trifles: a hairbrush which is sticking out of a pocket, панамка from the newspaper, the hair bridge through a bald head a la Lukashenko...
What is? You were hammered under a blanket? Already you are afraid to leave on street and you want to see nobody? Then listen to last advice(council), the present(true) man's advice(council) from correct man's magazine: do not take in a head! Yes, so: do not make laugh people, operate adequately to conditions, but do not hammer to itself in a head nonsense. Having followed to all above-stated instructions, you will lose any individuality. Be not afraid to break a rule, deserve the right on own opinion, and you will not notice, how itself will become a sample for imitation. Pushkin nevertheless carried a nail on a little finger, Beethoven never in a life brushed the hair, and Michael Jackson and goes till now in white socks. And in fact, that the most interesting, nobody has dared to reproach them with it. In a word, be the man!